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BURPO

"Burpo" is a slang term meaning bad. Burpo is also the name of a real (not real) frog who, in my opinion, is extremely misunderstood.

Burpo was the weird kid in school. Everyone made fun of frog, even the nerds, especially Nurpo. One time frog was forced to be in Nurpo’s group for the science fair. Burpo’s idea was to create a potion that would make you super attractive. The next day, Nurpo said he had done it. Burpo was so excited. Frog wanted to try it out for frogself. It turns out the potion was an upside down potion!!! Burpo was forever cursed to be upside down. Everyone laughed. Yed, on Dumpster, potions is one of the main factions of chemistry.

Garfield looks exactly like Garfield of the popular comics by Jim Davis, however, the resemblance is only corporeal. Garfield is the brave heroine of this story, though, through a certain (human) lens, she could also be viewed as the villain. Garfield also grew up with Burpo, Garbo, Nurpo, and the like. She was known as being very beautiful and also an epic genius. In fact, Burpo is secretly jealous of Garbo for being Garfield’s lover. In her adulthood, Garfield has risen to become one of the most prominent figures in the Prevailing Extrasolar Egg of our Fergolicious Species (PEEFS), which is an organization focused on the research and technology that will allow the Fergo race to fractionate and spread to other potentially gasoliney planets. Garfield perpetuates the idea that all planets in the galaxy will eventually be under Fergo control. She is celebrated, and her name becomes symonymous with goodness. Burpo, however, is a kmown Weird Guy Who Mo One Likes, so frogs name becomes symonymous with badness.

Burpo, a tortured soul, decides to take action when Garfield personally drinks the cheese gasonline from Burpo’s Carpo. Burpo is liek… what??? Why bruh. And then gets really angry because this is personally very offensive. Burpo campaigns to rally up supporters for the cause of extinguishing all the stars in the galaxy. Why does frog do this? Well, frog believes that this will confine the Fergo species forever to Dumpster, which is a Garfield (ugh) thing in frogs eyes. Burpo misses the days when everyone would drink raspberry diesel fluid instead of cheese gasoline. Burpo is 34279 years old, btw. Frog was raised on Spookytopia with the other people mentioned. Like really, they domt even need cheese gasoline to survive. Everyone just became obsessed with it ever since the Cornbabygirl Corporation took over all those years ago. Mow, anything anyone ever talks about is cheese gasoline… *sigh*... So yeah basically, instead of just milking their raspberry diesel fluid alien cows like they used to, which worked completely fine, mow they have to absorb every ounce of cheese gasoline from the planet they reside on and then move to the next one once it is gone. This is really harmful for all the other lifeforms who just happen to be living peacefully on the planet. They are all just left to die after the world is polluted to heck. (Sound familiar, humans? 🤨) After the final star is extinguished, Burpo would gather together all the remaining cheese gasoline and set it ablaze, to form a star that would facilitate the radiatative nourishment necessary for the remainder of the Great Fergolicious Lifetime (GFL), which is something everybody kmows about, and which I do mot feel like explaining.

Anyways, Burpo rallies together the few Fergos who still believe in this cause, and kmows frog must battle the beautiful and epic genius Garfield in order to seize the Great Cheese Gasoline Reserve (GCGR) and accomplish this goal. An epic battle transpires, wherein 2.5 space mollusks are injured, and 74 Fergos on the side of Burpo die. Burpo, prepared to retreat, suddenly has an epiphany. Burpo had kept a small portion of the upside down portion behind frogs ear, which is a customary custom for when one has a traumatic event involving potions. Fergos ears are pretty much monexistent, but existent emough to hold the specific amount of potion required to turn a very beautiful and epic genius Fergo upside down. Burpo pours the potion into frogs specialized battle water gun and fires at Garfield. Mow, Burpo has been accustomed to living upside down for eons and kmows how to think about gravity the right way to remain on the ground. Garfield does mot have this experience. She immediately is repelled from Dumpster’s surface. All the other Fergos are so scared of losing her that they will themselves into the sky to catch her, but are also mot used to this, so they just disappear into the heavens as well. Burpo seizes the cheese gasoline and begins the embarkation into the great cosmos. Victory!!!